A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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