Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Randomize
