question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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