fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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