let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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