i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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