Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
no you cant smoke seaweed
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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