they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
What a dumb baby whore.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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