I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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