You smell like stripper and shame
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We had sex on a dog bed..
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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