Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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