Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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