please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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