in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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