it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My ass is underappreciated
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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