At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
