also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
