idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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