nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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