I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
