david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
it's like heaven, but drunker
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I am mentally ready for anal.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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