If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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