BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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