According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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