Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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