I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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