then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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