What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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