Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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