Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize
