youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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