i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
