All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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