Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just want to make out with him forever
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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