You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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