at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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