I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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