This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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