I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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