Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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