my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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