The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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