school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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