ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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