I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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