But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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