Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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