I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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