my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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