I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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