Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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