i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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