You really coming over, don't trick.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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