Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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