her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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