i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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