We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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